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I'm not saying that you couldn't track me down if you made the effort...more breadcrumbs in here than a flippin' Hovis factory, but obvious has never really been my way. So have a piggety-wiggety-diggety if that's what you want to do, and see where it gets you - but if you've got better things to do than Google my sorry backside, have a read instead. It's not all serious but it is all me, and although this stuff is real there are a few dinosaurs in the same world as me who might get their panties in a bundle. Oh well...